That headline is not a “funny,” or a “joke,” as some would call it. It’s completely serious. The joys of tuk-tuk polo have been unleashed upon the world, and it’s all because elephants can’t be “trusted” not to “crush cars” when they’re supposed to be playing polo instead.

Tuk tuk my breath away. Polo is a pretty big deal in Galle, Sri Lanka, but they don't do it the regular way. Lakruwan Wanniarachchi / AFP / Getty Images Instead of horses, the Sri Lankans use three wheelers called tuk tuks. Lakruwan Wanniarachchi / AFP / Getty Images And it looks freakin' INTENSE.